Sponge bath it is.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
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Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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