it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
