i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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