After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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