She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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