Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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