i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
A+ Viking dick
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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