he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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