Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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