How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
That's how pantless uber rides happen
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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