that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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