Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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