We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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