I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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