p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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