It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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