i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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