Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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