I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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