remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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