I'm really into asian looking animals
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It's shark week go big or go home
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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