ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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