Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize