HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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