yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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