now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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