Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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