Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
