can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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