he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just took my morning after pill in the library
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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