Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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