I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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