Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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