my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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