idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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