I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
