Im at strip club and am horny
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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