Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We have started to decorate penises.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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