this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Be still, my beating vagina.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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