oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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