Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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