So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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