Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
