K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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