all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
