I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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