everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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