just tell him i said nine months
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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