Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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