That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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