My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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