Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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