It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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