Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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