dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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