i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I think people are normalizing furries
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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