just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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