So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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